Hair We Go

Much has been said of the relative lack of success enjoyed by Liverpool in recent
 seasons, with the finger of blame being pointed in many directions.  But now we at
I.O.T.P. can reveal the real cause of the problem. A distinct lack of facial hair.

All successful Liverpool sides have had mustaches in abundance. Players such as Tommy Smith
Smith Ian Rush Graham souness John Alderidge Bruce Grobbular Mark Lawrenson to
name just a few 
so it is our prediction that Liverpool will re main trophy less until Michael Owen 
reaches pubity and some one nicks his razor.



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